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A study done in 2010 found that the average stag party will travel about 360 miles over a stag weekend.
Another study done recently found that the average stag party will drink about 30 gallons of beer on a stag weekend.
That's an average of only 12 miles per gallon.
That's pretty bad!




You know it's been a good party when..



A jelly baby was in a bar one night and starts talking to a smartie. After a few drinks the smartie says 'A bunch of us are going to a club later. Fancy coming?' 'No thanks' the jelly baby replies. 'I'm a soft centre and I always end up getting my head kicked in.'
'donít worry' the smartie assures him. 'I'm hard as nails so I'll look after you.' 'OK then' grins the jelly baby. so they go to the club.
After a few drinks, three lockets walk in. They take one look at the jelly baby and start beating him up, then walk off laughing. 'I thought you were going to look after me! 'shouts the jelly baby.
'I was' replies the smartie. 'But those lockets are flipping MENTHOL'




A motorway walks into a pub, goes up to the bar and orders a pint of beer. As he sits quietly drinking his beer in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac, jumps over the bar and hides. The barman looks at him and says, "Whats wrong? Why are you hiding from the tarmac? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac? The motorway replies, "You don't know him. He's a flipping cyclepath."




Three newly married men were sitting in a bar together bragging how they had given their new wives housework duties.


The first man had married a woman from Albania. He bragged that he had told his wife she was to do all the washing up, laundry, dusting and cleaning in the house. He said that on the first day he didnít see anything but on the second day he came home to a clean house, the dishes were all washed and put away and the laundry too had been done.


The second man had married a woman from the Ukraine. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, washing up and the cooking. He told them that the first day he did not see any results but the next day it was better. By the third day his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.


The third man married a girl from Liverpool. He boasted that he told his wife that her duties were to keep the house clean, the dishes washed, the lawn mowed, the laundry done and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said that on the first day he did not see anything, the second day he still did not see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.




DICTIONARY OF WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want...

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = is that all you ever think about?


DICTIONARY OF MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's go to bed now

6. I am bored = Do you want to go to bed?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to go to bed with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to go to bed with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to go to bed with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to go to bed with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay




This joke is courtesy of Bhavini.

A woman needs 4 things to get married...a heart, a diamond, a club and a spade. A heart to love, a diamond ring on her finger, a club to hit his head with and a spade to bury him with!



This joke is courtesy of Sarah White.

What is the difference men and government bonds? Bonds mature.



A man and a cat have been drinking in a pub all night and when they get up to leave the cat passes out on the floor but the man just goes to walk out. The landlord shouts to the man " don't think you're going to leave that lying there" and the man replies it's not a lion it's a cat.



A group of stags go into a pub and head for the bar. The bartender says "What can I get you guys?"
The stag party say "Can we get 9 shots of Vodka each." The bartender gives the stag party the 9 shots each and watches them quickly down the shots one, two, three, four, until all nine are gone. Staring in disbelief, the bartender says "I know your on a stag night but why are you drinking so fast?"
"You would drink that fast too if you had what we have." Replies the group of stags.
The bartender hastily asks "Why what do you have?"
They quickly reply "A Quid!".



Twenty blokes on a stag weekend walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked.



Question: How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Answer: I'll tell you tomorrow.



This joke is courtesy of Sara-Jane Stokes. (It's got nothing to do with me).

What do you do if a bird dumps on your head??

Don't take her out again!



This joke is courtesy of Stephen Price.

There were 3 men. One had orange hair, one had red hair and the other had green hair. The red haired man went into a pub and the landlord said "what happened to your hair?" He replies "I dunno". The man with orange hair walks in to the pub and the landlord said "what happened to your hair" he replies "I dunno". Then the man with green hair walks in and the landlord says "well what have you done to your hair?" and the man replies while wiping his nose up, sniffs and says "I dunno".



Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence, a life sentence.



A pair of rough-looking jump leads walk up to a nightclub and one of the doormen says: "You can come in ó but don't start anything"



Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.



A man is incomplete until he's married, then he's finished.



You need 4 rings to make a marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, the suffer-ring and the endure-ring.



An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub and the landlord said is this some kind of joke.



A TV aerial married an ordinary SKY dish. The wedding is nothing special but the reception's great.



WHAT do you get if you cross a dog with a hen?
Pooched eggs.



How many moles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two but God knows how they got in there.



Like I said if you know a better one

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Hen Night Cocktails

hen night cocktail recipe

Part of planning a hen night is to make a special cocktail for the hen. We have a few suggestions to get you started.


Bubbles and Troubles

Mother Hen

Three Kisses

Chilly Willy

High Maintenance


See the cocktails

Hen Night Themes.

Thinking of adding a theme to your hen party or weekend?


Popular choices include Nuns, fairies with wings, Cowgirls, Cops n Robbers, nurses, Bunnies, School uniform, tantrums and tiaras, Glam Rock, Cheerleaders, Air Stewardess, Pirates, French maids, Horror - Vampires and Frankenstein.


You could go for a film or TV theme - Grease Pink Ladies, Ugly Betty dressed in bad clothes and glasses, Moulin Rouge with feather boas, Superheros, Flintstones, Baywatch etc.


Or how about a colour theme - All wear one colour red, pink, yellow or each wear a different colour. You could go in two tone - Black and white, red and white.


Some ideas for an International theme include - Vikings, Hawaiian, Bavarian, Spanish, Mexican, Oriental etc.


Animal themes - Cats, bees, bunnies.


And don't forget the decades theme - 20's - Gangsters, Molls, Mafia. 50's - Elvis, Marilyn, Rock 'n' Roll. 70's - Hippies, Glam, Funky. 80's themes are very popular.


See a complete list of hen party themes.



50 things to do on a hen night.



Stag Night Themes.

With a stag party it seems to be more about trying to embarrass the Stag!


Some of the most embarrassing outfits are the Borat Mankini, Padded Sumo Wrestler, a big chicken costume or a Scooby Doo Costume.


Themes popular with stags are The Incredible Hulk, Superman, Smurfs, Elvis, cowboys, Star Wars, 70's glam rock and 80's.


You can find a great range of costumes on our stag night accessories page.


Top 50 ideas for a stag night.

Make sure you read the 10 very important rules when organising a stag night.



Snake charmer costume Beerman costume

Your Party Pictures, Videos, Stories and Letters of Thanks


Your stag night and hen party stories

Why not share your stag or hen party antics with your family and friends.

Send us your story, photos and videos because we'd love to add them to the your parties page.


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"A brilliant time. A well organised and different hen party."


"More than lived up to the expectations of everyone."


"Thanks it was Fantastic, Brilliant, Ace, Great and Awesome!"


"Thanks for sorting out my stag night. If it had been left to the best man I don't know what we would have ended up with."


"Planning a hen weekend can be a daunting experience so thanks for all your advice."


"A great job. I have sent you some of pics from the night."


It's great to see you all having the time of your lives.
Check out more pictures and feedback from your hen weekends and stag nights.

Stag Do Pranks

If you're looking for a prank to play on the stag then try to come up with something different. We've heard lots of pranks that have taken place on a stag night. Hiring a Dwarf for the weekend and handcuffing them to the stag. Shaving off eyebrows which will look very funny on the night but not great on the wedding photos. Waiting for the stag to full asleep and putting his leg or arm in plaster. Oh and the old favourite stripping the stag of all his clothes, leaving him somewhere and letting him find his own way back.
These are funny prank tales but you need to think of an original prank idea that no one else has done before.
Try to think of something that the stag will find embarrassing but fun and remember he has a wedding to go to.



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